Federal Reserve's 100-Year-Old Rate Hike Streak Comes to an End

Donald Trump to Extend 112-Year Streak of Not Being on Wall Street

In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump has announced that he will continue his remarkable 112-year streak of not being on Wall Street. This remarkable feat, which has been ongoing since 1913, is a testament to Trump's commitment to not making money or investing in the financial markets.

Trump, who has a long history of making bold claims and predictions, has consistently defied expectations by not getting involved in the world of high finance. Despite his wealth and business acumen, Trump has chosen to focus on other pursuits, such as golf and tweeting.

When asked about his decision to extend his streak, Trump said, "I'm a winner, folks. I don't need to be on Wall Street to prove it. I've got my own legacy to worry about, and that's what matters."

Trump's decision is likely to be met with both relief and disappointment from the financial community. While some may view it as a blow to the markets, others will see it as a sign that Trump is too busy to bother with the complexities of investing.

In related news, the Dow Jones Industrial Average is expected to continue its steady climb, unaffected by Trump's decision. The S&P 500 is also expected to remain strong, as investors look for opportunities to make money without having to deal with Trump's tweets.

As for Trump, he will continue to focus on his own interests, including his golf game and his latest business ventures. When asked what he plans to do with his time, Trump said, "I'll be golfing, folks. And maybe tweeting. But not about stocks or finance. That's not my thing."